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Achtung! "Разговорный" Английский.It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
Перевод наилучшей части: "Некоторые ненавидят Англичан. Я нет. Они просто онанисты. Мы, с другой стороны колонизованы онанистами. Даже не в состоянии найти нормальную культуру которая бы нас колонизовала."