суббота, 23 февраля 2008
01:54

Jonas Rath
Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation and that expectation begets disappointment. So the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C equals A or whatever!

И ещё, гениальная цитата с того же сайта:

* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
* Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
* Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
* Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

@темы: English, Бред, Приколы

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23.02.2008 в 14:29

Blayne
Sometimes goodbye is the only way
Why does it seems to me that all of these quotations are just copy/paste action from the bash.org site (I'm talking about the original one)?

But the "court" quote is more than real. Sometimes the lawyer proves that a human being can live without a brain. It's his job, after all...
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23.02.2008 в 14:42

Jonas Rath
Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation and that expectation begets disappointment. So the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C equals A or whatever!
Blayne - I'm not sure about some of them, but the warning labels for example are real though. The lawyer quote is definitely real. It even managed to make the papers in Canada.
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